"You say that it is your custom to burn widows. Very well. We also have a custom: when men burn a woman alive, we tie a rope around their necks and we hang them. Build your funeral pyre; beside it, my carpenters will build a gallows. You may follow your custom. And then we will follow ours."
Now into my naughty 40's and STILL no signs of growing up despite owning my own home and having one failed marriage. Love my family, my girlfriend and my pets.